{"id":638,"date":"2014-10-21T18:39:19","date_gmt":"2014-10-21T13:09:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/abhinav.spsdarj.org\/?p=638"},"modified":"2015-03-29T01:16:09","modified_gmt":"2015-03-28T19:46:09","slug":"what-are-oliver-embertons-tips-for-running-a-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/abhinavkr.com\/musings\/2014\/10\/what-are-oliver-embertons-tips-for-running-a-blog\/","title":{"rendered":"What are Oliver Emberton&#8217;s tips for running a blog?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Answer by Oliver Emberton:<\/p>\n<h2>In my first year of blogging I was read over 4 million times, mostly through a cunning strategy I call \u201cscrewing everything up and learning\u201d.<\/h2>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"landscape qtext_image zoomable_in zoomable_in_feed\" src=\"http:\/\/qph.is.quoracdn.net\/main-qimg-ba1cf39ec2602af72cb996ebe4a781d7?convert_to_webp=true\" alt=\"\" \/><\/div>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<p>Let me save you some time. Here are the 5 most surprising lessons I learned:<\/p>\n<h2>1. The world owes you nothing<\/h2>\n<p>The cold, unfeeling universe does not give two shits about you or your writing.<\/p>\n<p>Anyone can walk into a bookstore and pick from Shakespeare, Pratchett, JK Rowling and a million more. Tell me (a) is your writing more deserving of attention and (b) how would anyone even know?<\/p>\n<p>This may sound dispiriting, and it\u2019s meant to. We live at the centre of our own private universes, which can fool us into thinking the world responds to <i>our<\/i> merits, as <i>we<\/i> see them. If you believe this, you\u2019re in for a lifetime of tear-stained keyboards.<\/p>\n<p>If you acknowledge the truth, you can arm yourself accordingly.<\/p>\n<h2>2. Give people a reason to care<\/h2>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<p>You are in competition with every other distraction on the Internet. Your beautifully written sonnet must joust for attention against Miley Cyrus with a kitten.<\/p>\n<p>If you want an audience, don\u2019t write for yourself. <i>Forget yourself<\/i>. Start with:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Who am I writing for?<\/li>\n<li>What can I do for them?<\/li>\n<li>Why should they care?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Let\u2019s say you\u2019re writing for casual bloggers. It\u2019s not hard to think of things that casual bloggers might struggle with (\u201cHow to win your first thousand followers\u201d), find entertaining (\u201cMy blog cost me my job, wife and kids\u201d) or inspiring (\u201cHow my blog got me a date with Natalie Portman\u201d). Start there.<\/p>\n<h2>3. Hook emotionally<\/h2>\n<p>Brilliant intellectuals can appreciate content on a purely intellectual basis. For everyone else, there\u2019s urgent news, sex, themselves, gossip and sex.<br \/>\nYou know when you feel compelled to click on a link? You don\u2019t have time to <i>think<\/i> about it. Hooks are entirely emotional:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Scary &amp; urgent<\/b> \u2013 \u201cTerrorists will attack your town, tomorrow\u201d<\/li>\n<li><b>Big names<\/b> \u2013 \u201cA day in the life of Tony Stark\u201d<\/li>\n<li><b>Self-interest<\/b> \u2013 \u201cHow to win your dream girl\u201d<\/li>\n<li><b>Sex-appeal<\/b> \u2013 \u201cThe hottest babes in tennis\u201d<\/li>\n<li><b>Trendsetting<\/b> \u2013 \u201cThe show <i>everyone<\/i> is talking about\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>These emotions can be conveyed in a headline. Your headline is where you will win or lose most of your audience. A title in a tweet is judged and dismissed by 99% of your audience before they see another word; ensure yours punches them in their emotional face.<\/p>\n<h2>4. Edit as much as you write<\/h2>\n<p>Editing is a superpower which can turn charcoal into diamonds. Most people seem content to shovel coal.<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t mistake editing for proof reading. Editing is where you take your work apart in a blender, rearrange, rewrite and rethink everything. <i>Everything<\/i>. At a minimum, you must edit for:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Verbosity. <\/b>Nothing will kill attention faster than excess words. Like these. For example.<\/li>\n<li><b>Confusion.<\/b> Your readers may not speak English as their first language. They may be bouncing a baby on their lap. Don\u2019t make them think any harder than they have to.<\/li>\n<li><b>Predictability.<\/b> If someone can guess your next sentence from the previous one, you have a delicious unicycling mongoose. Avoid cliche, add sparkle.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I personally spend 2-3x as much time editing as writing. It makes all the difference.<\/p>\n<h2>5. Build a platform<\/h2>\n<h2><\/h2>\n<p>If you\u2019re searching for an audience, it doesn\u2019t take long to realise that the famous get most of the attention. The mistake is to assume this dooms you to failure. You just need to become slightly more famous.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s slowest at the start, which is where most people give up. My writing did nothing for 4 months; later that year I had 4 million views. Write continuously, and test everything you can think of. Think of it like <span class=\"qlink_container\"><a class=\"external_link\" href=\"http:\/\/oliveremberton.com\/2013\/tune-your-life-radio\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">tuning a radio<\/a><\/span>.<\/p>\n<p>To win in the long term, your platform must efficiently<i> convert readers into followers<\/i>. Forget likes and tweets; followers are what you\u2019re after. Best of all, start a mailing list &#8211; it&#8217;s more work, but you&#8217;ll have far higher engagement than you&#8217;ll ever get from Twitter and Facebook.<\/p>\n<p>If you write something and it doesn\u2019t clearly encourage people to follow you, you\u2019re playing the wrong game.<\/p>\n<hr class=\"qtext_hr\" \/>\n<p>Some writers may find all of this a bit dirty. Well, yes. Unfortunately, it\u2019s also how people <i>work<\/i>. You must appeal to their nature before you can win them over with your writing. Otherwise, no-one will even know what wonders they\u2019re even missing.<\/p>\n<p>Good luck.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"qlink_container\"><a class=\"external_link\" href=\"http:\/\/oliveremberton.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><i>More from me <\/i><\/a><\/span><i>\u00a0 .\u00a0 <\/i><span class=\"qlink_container\"><a class=\"external_link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/ocemberton\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><i>Follow on Facebook <\/i><\/a><\/span><i>\u00a0 .\u00a0 <\/i><span class=\"qlink_container\"><a class=\"external_link\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/oliveremberton\" target=\"_blank\"><i>Follow on Twitter<\/i><\/a><\/span><br \/>\n<span class=\"qlink_container\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.quora.com\/What-are-Oliver-Embertons-tips-for-running-a-blog\/answer\/Oliver-Emberton\">What are Oliver Emberton&#8217;s tips for running a blog?<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Answer by Oliver Emberton: In my first year of blogging I was read over 4 million times, mostly through a cunning strategy I call \u201cscrewing everything up and learning\u201d. Let me save you some time. Here are the 5 most surprising lessons I learned: 1. The world owes you nothing The cold, unfeeling universe does&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-knowledge","category-life-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4KGvB-ai","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":648,"url":"https:\/\/abhinavkr.com\/musings\/2014\/11\/whats-an-expert-i-sincerely-want-to-know\/","url_meta":{"origin":638,"position":0},"title":"What&#8217;s An Expert? 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